This is shit is crazy, y'all. These monkeys are gonna be bummed they did this to themselves, I bet. Check out this one reading the newspaper! Monkeys can't read the newspaper!!!!! It's study time, bitches! We're working on some seriously revolutionary shit at the moment that's gonna blow this thing wide open, so check back for that soon. And by that, I mean we're not working on some seriously revolutionary shit at the moment that in no way is gonna blow this thing wide open, so check back for that never.
But wouldn't it be cool if we evaluated monkeys for how sad they were based on how much plastic surgery they had had to get their arms lengthened? Too bad we don't exist, it really is a shame.
yes, quite a shame.
ReplyDeleteSo, which is it gonna be, young feller?
ReplyDeleteIf'ings we're not workin' on blowin' this thing wide open, then why's that bionic armed monkey readin' the New York Times...?
Oh, wait, I just blew it wide open...by actually discovering who reads The New York Times.. Hold the presses! Add plenty of pictures of bananas and cute monkettes dressed in bikinis. Save the Times and the monkeys too! There should be some gov't grant money out there to fund this study. Hey's it's only freakin' money our great-grandchildren haven't earned yet! wwhhaats the problem?
That monkey totally looks like Bil Nighy.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, you're right. I keep scrolling back up when I think it's just in my head, but he looks ex-effing-actly like Bill Nighy.
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