Friday, March 20, 2009

Welcome to the blog of the Fake Institute (TFI)

Hello, and thanks for joining us at the Fake Institute (TFI). We not here at TFI are not actually working on thousands, if not billions of projects simultaneously, so we thought this would be the best place to make them all up and let people know how they would be progressing if they existed. These projects include:

• The effects of pizza on late-night meetings at work.

• Whether or not being a douchbag causes cancer, and how that connection might be more easily made in the future.

• Whether or not global warming is causing the Earth's waters to rise and how best to avoid massive human casualties when they do (Just kidding, that would be lame)

• Chocolate or Vanilla?

• Which lead singer of Journey is the best? (early signs point to the Asian guy)

• Your favorite project (we are probably working on it, and by working on it, I mean not working on it)

Thanks for reading, and I hope to see you back in the future!