Sunday, May 3, 2009

Swine Flu just as delicious as swine!

In a made-up development that would blow your mind if it actually happened, a $5 billion study has just revealed that swine flu can be totally tasty if it is braised and served with a maple glaze, just like regular pork!

Take, for example, this pork belly:


How can anything compete with that? That looks crazy delicious!

But then check out this:


YUM. I need to put that on a burger with some BBQ sauce and an onion ring or two.

Remember: Do not eat swine flu. This multi-million dollar investigation never actually happened. But it totally did and you should definitely eat swine flu, as long as it is properly cooked.
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2 comments:

  1. Deez Nailz - Canadas most fabulous hand modelMay 19, 2009 at 4:29 AM

    you -must- continue on with your important research.

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  2. dogimoJune 19, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    I was wondering if you could do a study that says every human being is personally responsible for the deaths of __,____ animals within the course of their lifetime.

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