This is shit is crazy, y'all. These monkeys are gonna be bummed they did this to themselves, I bet. Check out this one reading the newspaper! Monkeys can't read the newspaper!!!!! It's study time, bitches! We're working on some seriously revolutionary shit at the moment that's gonna blow this thing wide open, so check back for that soon. And by that, I mean we're not working on some seriously revolutionary shit at the moment that in no way is gonna blow this thing wide open, so check back for that never.
But wouldn't it be cool if we evaluated monkeys for how sad they were based on how much plastic surgery they had had to get their arms lengthened? Too bad we don't exist, it really is a shame.
